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User:californicate (1888892)
With A Song In My Heart
sometimes facts are subjective
Name:Norman Bates & Baby Jane Hudson's Love Child
Website:My Bear 411
Location:Palm Springs, California, United States
Bio:My name is Ron and I am a card-carrying misogynist and agoraphobic misanthrope with a borderline personality disorder who never wears open-toed shoes cuz ya never know when you're gonna have to smash a coffee pot in someone's face or pour hot grease on a bitch . . . . but I exaggerate when I tell the time and my lid isn't screwed on too tight anyway . . . so don't listen to me.

I love music. EVERY kind of music. From every time period. From Opera to Metal to Country and non-threatening Rap/Hip-Hop . . . and I can even find things to appreciate in bubble gum pop, show tunes and dance music. But I don't listen to much anymore . . . except the voices in my head who often tell me to stay home and clean my gun collection.

Movies are for entertainment and camp value. If you're not gonna take your shirt off and fuck some shit up then pull the drapes down and make a dress outta them, Goddamnit. John Waters is the only "celebrity" that I'd like to meet. Actually, I'd like to get all fucked up with him at The Dresden and watch "Showgirls".

TV has become primarily non-fiction for me(I'm completely addicted to American Chopper - The History, National Geographic & Travel chanels - TLC, A&E and Court TV) but that Nip/Tuck is a damn fine show . . . and, of course, I cannot get enough Law & Order in my life.

I read for both pleasure and historical enlightenment(anything by Brett Easton Ellis - but American Psycho is my favorite - books about L.A. were my thing for a while - Colleen McCullough's An Indecent Obsession and true crime). Have you read John Grisham's "Skipping Christmas" yet? It will take you all of 4 to 6 hours to read and is hysterical. And Ira Levin's Stepford Wives is actually kinda creepy in his Rosemary's Baby sorta way . . . and I recently gave in to my best friend and finally read L. Ron Hubbard's "Battlefield Earth" and, ya know what? I liked it. Sue me.

So I guess you might be able to see that I'm a bundle of contradictions. But I like to think that I'm just multi-faceted and I'm just kinda looking around for things to do, places to go, people to meet . . . I'd make a great e-mail buddy! Let me know what you're doing. But don't say you were never warned. Be afraid. Be very afraid. I know I am . . .

Hope to see you around!
Memories:5 entries
Interests:108: alan jackson, ally mcbeal, america's next top model, american chopper, audioslave, autopsy, basia, beards, beavis & butthead, bill goldberg, bob mackie, boots, brad paisley, bret easton ellis, budweiser, calvin klein, camels, charlie's angels, cheese, chris cornell, colleen mccullough, consruction, cooperstown ny, costumes, dave matthews, dinah washington, dionne warwick, disturbed, dusty springfield, family guy, forensics, fragonaard, franciscan, fred durst, fuel, futurama, geena davis, gentlemen prefer blondes, get fuzzy, gloria estafan, godsmack, gone with the wind, h.p. lovecraft, imitation of life, indian, italian, jack jones, jane russell, jason stratham, jimmy buffet, jinx titanic, joan crawford, johnny guitar, karen carpenter, lana turner, laurel k. hamilton, limp bizkit, los angeles, madonna, make-up, martina mcbride, matchbox 20, maxfield parrish, meat, melissa manchester, mexican, mikwright, monster garage, murder can be fun, nickleback, nip/tuck, no doubt, only in l.a., opera, our town, palm springs, pat benatar, pearl jam, perry como, peterborough nh, pink, pro wrestling, rob thomas, ronnie james dio, sade, sandra bullock, shakespeare, showgirls, six feet under, soundgarden, south park, staind, susan hayward, taxidermy, the best of everything, the long kiss goodnight, the rock, the simpsons, theatre, toby keith, true crime, vanity fair, viki carr, vin disel, vivian leigh, washington dc, where love has gone, william blake
Schools:None listed
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Mutual Friends:40: acubpella, allanh, arlando00, badrobot68, bearringsd, bobaloo, bri4u, cellboy, charlie_bear, daltxfurry, dave_loves_you, dendren, devldog, die7fox, djmadadam, djmrswhite, dmoola, eeyoredung, jeffla, labrent, likethecandybar, mcmlxxiv, metaljunkie, michael_e_smith, mrmaskrado, mtlhd666, nakednsf, naughtyboysf, nlobushwack, one_nightstand, pariahcub, ptownnyc, slumberjack, smiley_kiley, starzinked, stripedtiger, sunbeam_bears, texwriterbear, thefourthwall, tofutopher
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Member of:8: bearoftheday, campyhumor, daily_earworm, gay_wrestle, howifuckdup2day, musclebears, naked_men, sobaditwasfunny
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